Watching Christian Bale blow up something unmotivated couldn't sum up the future better. Every single film this year save for Sam Raimi's ambush back to Horror have been god awful. Batman is dead and in his stead are out-and-out sociopaths. The Joker ultimately wins. And all the heroes disappear... Virtue is overrated I guess.

I could write about finishing school. I could write about the near falling out I've had with friends. I could write about my deadline to finish the first book of Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. I could write about my friend getting assaulted in a Burger King drive-through on his lunch break. I could write about tearing down my fence and bleaching my patio.

But I won't. No point. Not in a landscape this bleak and streamlined. I've said it before, I just wish I weren't right.